skyrover9:

mkaiser323:

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

Being a dick even to demons

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allmonds:

Boys are gonna love me thanks to these tips

allmonds:

Boys are gonna love me thanks to these tips

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suddenlywolf:

straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if they’d kiss a boy for $50,000 and they said no. at that point it’s not even gay it’s just the best option

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ofminceandmen:

I met one of my favourite people in the world today
In the crowd to meet him I lost my breath and started hyperventilating, ended up sat on the floor surrounded by people having a panic attack. When he realised, he was telling everyone ‘move, MOVE I need to get to her’ then he sat over my legs and held my hand and stroked my thumb to the rhythm of him counting to 3, calming my breathing down. No one has ever been able to calm me down that fast or that well before, and it killed me to see him freaking out later when too many people started surrounding them all - but he went out of his way to see me again later and I want to say that this boy means so so much to me and I’m so grateful to and for him okay that’s all

ofminceandmen:

I met one of my favourite people in the world today
In the crowd to meet him I lost my breath and started hyperventilating, ended up sat on the floor surrounded by people having a panic attack. When he realised, he was telling everyone ‘move, MOVE I need to get to her’ then he sat over my legs and held my hand and stroked my thumb to the rhythm of him counting to 3, calming my breathing down. No one has ever been able to calm me down that fast or that well before, and it killed me to see him freaking out later when too many people started surrounding them all - but he went out of his way to see me again later and I want to say that this boy means so so much to me and I’m so grateful to and for him okay that’s all

(Source: midnxght, via orionfalls)

tastefullyoffensive:

[mictwitty]

Powerful yawn | WAV
m0nster9:

Always puts a smile on my face 

m0nster9:

Always puts a smile on my face 

(via happystone-r)

How to finger a girl

1. Use your tongue

(Source: she-wants-the-eod, via jesusisadolphin)

stopwhitepeopleforever:

animegeek1130:

stopwhitepeopleforever:

iloveitwhenyoucallmebigappa:

thedeviousplot:

leunq:

wtf

wtf

get the fuck out

I want Plankton to plow my ass into the 4th dimension, I want my ass to be the reason he doesn’t give up when he fails to steal the krabby patty formula, I want you to send me to bikini bottom with 40 tanks of oxygen cause I’m gonna be on that dick for 40 days and 40 nights and then some I don’t give a fuck I’ll die riding that dick

please calm down ma’m

I’m a guy

(Source: clarkchan1211, via dicksdotcom)

bitchesaloud:
ivoryunknown:

"And if you’re in love, the you are the lucky one, cause’ most of us are bitter over someone."
Youth- Daughter

ivoryunknown:

"And if you’re in love, the you are the lucky one, cause’ most of us are bitter over someone."

Youth- Daughter

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